Well..

Warning: There's a neat little prescription drug that can fill you with "sexual urges and gambling." nymphos and gamblers be warned. At first the "urges" seemed a little off but eh, what the hey but then I heard the "gambling"...

FTW...seriously.....gambling?!!!!!

Can't there be a drug that makes you "do good deeds" , "skip rope" or "cause world peace"?

I can see it now, some Jane/Joe Everyperson struggling to buy the darn thing. O_O sexual urges?! fuck yeah! >) but...huh?...GAMBLING?!! Ah crap I want that urge but I'll lose all my cash! Getting laid or being dry, being high or losing cash >_<

To enjoy the night or cant get that flight, that is question.