July 8, 2007

Werid but true

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is deathNew Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slipper's are not to be worn after 10:00 Pm.

City Laws in New YorkA man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean CiyA law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

People may not slurp their soup.

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.

detailsFull text of the Law? 38-5. Bathing.

It shall not be lawful for any person or persons to bathe in any of the waters within the corporate bounds of the village unless attired by a suitable bathing suit or covering, or to disrobe in any of the streets or public places or in any automobile or wagon in said streets or public places in said village.If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a "suitable bathing suit". details Full text of the Law? 38-5. Bathing.

It shall not be lawful for any person or persons to bathe in any of the waters within the corporate bounds of the village unless attired by a suitable bathing suit or covering, or to disrobe in any of the streets or public places or in any automobile or wagon in said streets or public places in said village.

It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior.

You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

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